Author Archives: Jack Hibberd

THE RECRUTING OFFICER: a synopsis

adapted from a story by John McGahan and influenced by his novel: THE DARK. PATRICK O’HAGAN teaches at a remote bucolic school. He was expelled by the Christian Brothers just before his graduation, for disinterest and depression. He is lonely, … Continue reading

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THE CRUCIFIXION OF AN OUTCAST: a synopsis

adapted from a short story by W.B. Yeats Here we have the last days of CUMHAL, a gleeman, a travelling man who sings and recites poetry He wear a particoloured doublet, has sockless shoes, and unruly grey hair. CUMHAL carries … Continue reading

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SADNESS: a synopsis

There is only one character in this work: DONALD ‘DRIP-TRAY’ DUNNE. Hence it is a ‘monodrama’. He is a medicated lunatic, depressed and hypochondriacal. He sits in a wheelchair, sporting a grey blanket and some Scottish clobber. On each side … Continue reading

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METHUSELAH: synopsis

Subtitled ‘Time is of the Essence’ and ‘a celebration of the anachronistic’ The play revolves around the ancient but healthy METHUSELAH who resides on a cedar throne. He boasts a dense grey beard streaked with yellow. The beard descends and … Continue reading

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KILLING TIME: synopsis

This play features  FATHER TIME  and his retainer (or  ‘obliger’) TOD . FATHER TIME is a dominant and despotic figure, prone to the cruel and sadistic. TOD is subservient and grimly miserable. They spend their time filling in time. They … Continue reading

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Ladies’ Night: A synopsis

Three Sapphic Plays GLYCERINE TEARS Two widows, Carla and Lulu, enjoy afternoon tea with panache and scrupulous ritualism . Carla is recently bereaved, but is quite insouciant about this. The ceremonies of high tea are more important to them than … Continue reading

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Singing in the Seventies

Consists of six inter-related half-hour teleplays, subtitled an ‘inner city series’ because each episode is devoted to an inner Melbourne suburb, and concentrates on the ‘culture’ and professional life peculiar to each of the chosen precincts. For example, Conspicuous Consumption … Continue reading

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Dimboola

The original screenplay, was Fellini-like in style and embraced the whole life-and-death cycles of a small Australian country town seen through the eyes of a visiting English anthropologist. The director, John Duigan, eviscerated the dramatic sub-plots, making the film one-layered … Continue reading

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Uncle Sam

The eponymous Uncle Sam escapes from the Hollywood Hospital for the Psychiatrically Challenged (where he has been spuriously incarcerated). He forms a political party – the New New Deal – and runs for president. In this political satire and serious … Continue reading

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Miss Finger

A night movie set in Melbourne in which a forensic scientist, Miss Finger, turns private eye following the death of her two children from ODs. With the aid of a uniquely honest Sydney detective (on furlough) she dissects her way … Continue reading

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Captain Midnight VC

A cinematic version of the play … revised with fresh added material.

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The Barrackers Bible

A dictionary of Australian sporting slang, compiled by Garrie Hutchinson and Jack Hibberd, with illustrations by Noel Counihan and Barry Dickins. Published on pink paper as was the Melbourne Sporting Globe for decades and decades, this is a truly larrikin … Continue reading

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Guantanamo Bay

In final draft form this play embraces a visit to the said prison by President George Bush, Dick Chaney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz and Douglas Feith. They watch a play within a play about the history of torture, which play … Continue reading

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Commandments

Here five of the Ten Commandments are dramatized: I am the Lord Thy God, Thou Shalt Honour Thy Father and Thy Mother, Thou Shalt not Steal, Thou Shalt not Kill, and Thou Shalt not Commit Adultery. As inversions of these … Continue reading

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The Second Coming

A work that hones in on the Creation versus Darwin debate. It is set in a Pentecostal chapel outside Chattanooga, whose charismatic preacher Lazarus Everyman presides over a congregation of black, red and white ‘trash’. This ‘sect’ has elements of … Continue reading

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The Spanish Dancer

Taboo territory – a comedy about a woman with terminal cancer. It actually enshrines ‘gallows humour’ ….or as Samuel Beckett said: “You can only crack jokes in the last trench.” Her name is Doris ‘The Dancer’ Morris. She is much … Continue reading

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Madrigals for a Misanthrope

This is Jack Hibberd’s third volume of poetry (2004). “Hibberd has a professional’s skill, an amateur’s openness…I should say he is writing threnodies. That seems appropriate to the formality which he finds congenial, the grief at loss which pervades many of the poems, and … Continue reading

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An Evening with Elizabeth Bowen and Sean O’Faolin

Stage adaptations of two Irish short stories: The New House by the highly underrated writer Elizabeth Bowen, and The Small Lady by Sean 0’Faolin. The former is a domestic comedy (suffused with some malignancy), set in a ‘new house’ belonging … Continue reading

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The Crown Versus Alice Springs

Theatrically covers a trial in which a young indigenous woman (Alice Springs) is convicted and sent to jail for trivial offences – stealinga can of infant formula, and a breast pump, from a pharmacy. Written in 2001.

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The Death of Ivan Ilych

Based on Tolstoy’s superb novella, it was commissioned by the International College of Oncopsychiatry (1999) and performed in Melbourne and Yokohama at international conferences. It explores the development of serious occult pain in a conceited upper class lawyer, and subsequent … Continue reading

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A History of the Western World in Ninety Minutes

Another male monodrama, composed 1998, this work is literally what the title claims: a theatrical history of Western humankind from Homo Sap to Cyber-Man. It concentrates on the great civilizations and historical convulsions.

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Repossession

Two impoverished women, Mag and Nancy, survive in a remote, ramshackle house on the bleak plains north of Melbourne. Early, Mag is visited by two men who forcibly repossess all whitegoods etc., stripping the household. Nancy arrives. She and Mag … Continue reading

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The Genius Of Human Imperfection

This is Jack’s second volume of poetry (1998), the title being a quotation from Jonathan Swift, with a cover that enjoys a copy of a plate by George Grosz. “Jack Hibberd has produced a distinctly original and enjoyable collection of poems – … Continue reading

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Domestic Animals

Another 1997 play, this one embraces an intense rancorous biting baiting marriage, which harks back to Strindberg’s The Dance of Death.

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Blood Bath

This 1997 play enjoys a peculiar setting – a bath upstage, with a toilet on one side and a bidet on the other. Downstage there is a large map drawn on the floor…Australia if the production is set in Australia. … Continue reading

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Legacy

Witten along 1997, this work is set in a family crypt not long after the death of the mother of her four children: Petunia, Yorick, Hardwick and Warwick. The play dramatizes the disintegration of a family that so frequently occurs … Continue reading

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Death Rattle

or THE LAST DAYS OF EPIC J. REMORSE. Originally commissioned by the University of NSW Drama Foundation in 1968, and rejected for production, it languished for over two decades. A troublesome, mysterious piece, I revised it in 1993, and the … Continue reading

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The Dutiful Daughter

Composed in 1992-3, this is a counterpoint to The Prodigal Son. Here the father is the monster, and the mother a weak but articulate alcoholic. The daughter becomes a gruesome victim. These plays are meant to be coupled, as TRIOS, … Continue reading

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Perdita

A sequel, companion, and mirror, to Memoirs of an Old Bastard. In this novel Perdita (the name, of course, of the lost daughter in Shakespeare’s The Winter’s Tale) searches for her lost father, a mysterious and wealthy figure who elusively … Continue reading

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The Life of Riley

Again a picaresque novel this time featuring a charismatic psychopath, M.T. Riley, who turns homicide into an art form while using his expertise as an international expert on (fine) art itself as a cover. Not a novel for the faint-hearted, … Continue reading

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The Prodigal Son

Written in the early 1990s, this three-hander centres on a family of MR, MRS and SON, quite anonymous, but the forces in this play are quite specific. The son has been booted out of home when very young, on the … Continue reading

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Memoirs of an Old Bastard

Hibberd’s first novel is a peripatetic and picaresque work in which the ‘Old Bastard’ conducts an extensive search around Melbourne and Victoria for his lost daughter. A highly enigmatic erudite and broad-minded gentleman, the novel bristles with unco characters, literary … Continue reading

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Female Rhapsodies

Sub-titled ‘curtain-raisers’ and written across 1985 and 1986, they are comprised of three monodramas for actresses. They theatrically illustrate, demonstrate, the premise ‘I perform therefore I am.‘ Proscenium Arch Blues (character: Thea Limbo) specifically addresses theatre and existence through physical … Continue reading

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Lavender Bags

Yet another monodrama, written later in the1980s, features the about-to-be married Desdemona Jones. She enters naked from a shower, and gradually dresses and makes herself up for the ceremony. It essentially a comedy and satire (particularly on ‘beautification’). At another … Continue reading

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Slam Dunk

Composed in 1984, it is a three-hander for teenage males: Mungo, Chuck and Beefy. Mungo is a nature-lover, conservationist, republican, and keen on literature. Chuck and Beefy are chainsaw-lovers, brash, aggressive, Americanized rednecks.. They mock Mungo remorselessly, and finally attack … Continue reading

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Odyssey of a Prostitute

An adaptation from a short story by Guy de Maupassant written in 1984. This slender but poignant piece of writing has been expanded greatly, because Hiberd felt that its condensation concealed a number of layers below, and concentric circles of … Continue reading

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Captain Midnight VC

First written and performed in 1972. However, this version was loose, rudimentary, and under-researched. For the 1984 version I read Blainey, Reynolds, C.D. Rowley, Judith Wright, Lyndall Ryan, Bernard Smith and Humphrey McQueen. Once digested, I applied Brectian Epic techniques … Continue reading

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The Old School Tie

Written in 1983, in which two alumni of private (‘public’) schools meet after 20 years, BRONZE visiting WOOFER at home. The latter attempts to persuade BRONZE to return to politics, at which he was a wizard. It is a comedy … Continue reading

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Malarky Barks

Written in 1983, S.J. Malarky returns to Australia after some 20 years in the UK. The play dramatizes his drastic ambivalences as an Anglicized writer, expatriate Australian, and his impressions of Australia after such a long time. Needs revision.

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Glycerine Tears

Written in 1982, it features two tart widows enjoying afternoon tea not long after the death of their husbands. It is black comedy full of witty but vicious repartee. Their deceased spouses are not spared, and many are the victims … Continue reading

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Liquid Amber

A golden wedding celebration (that goes wrong) and an audience participation play like Dimboola. Written in 1981, the play centres on the matriarch Ruby Strap and her husband, the not so patriarchal Jock Strap. They are joined by six of … Continue reading

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Mothballs

Another monodrama, written, in 1980, features the recently widowed Jocasta Vaudeville-Smith. This play assumes two broad forms for the central character: public grief: formal sorrow and loss, suffering, weeping, yet numbness…then private grief: informal and chaotic, displaying anger, resentment, relief, … Continue reading

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A Man of Many Parts

Written in 1979, a meta-theatrical monodrama centred on a lunatic actor, was not a success.

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Sin

Sub-titled ‘an immoral fable in five acts and entr’actes’, Sin is a piece of musical theatre which ironically, or perversely, inverts the Seven Deadly Sins into Seven Deadly Virtues., and features characters such as Sir Raphael Rasher de Bacon, Rhubarb, … Continue reading

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The Overcoat, Sin

A stage adaptation of Gogol’s great novella, acknowledged by all Russian writers who followed to be a masterpiece. Written in 1977. Hibberd has interlarded his comico-tragic dramatization with several songs – about cities in general, the intention being to make … Continue reading

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Le Vin Des Amants

This Jack’s first volume of poetry (1977), and consists of ‘versions’of poems by Baudelaire. They are my imaginative and poetic response to what I feel the poet is attempting. The Germans have a saying: ‘faithful translations are like boiled strawberries’. … Continue reading

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A Toast to Melba

Written in 1975 and premiered at the 1976 Adelaide Festival, it is another ‘Popular Play’ like The Les Darcy Show. Using the Epic Theatre techniques of Bertolt Brecht (without politics), the play encompasses the life of diva Nellie Melba from … Continue reading

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Peggy Sue

Sub-titled, ironically, ‘The Power of Romance’. It tracks the journey of three young country women to the city, marriage, pregnancy, desertion by husbands, and descent into prostitution (owing to a recession), and jail. It is a mirror image of W4: … Continue reading

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The Les Darcy Show

Written in 1974, this play dramatizes the life and career of Les, an extraordinary middleweight boxer who won 40 of his 44 fights (20 by knockout), and defeated virtually all the crack American boxers who to Australia to challenge him. … Continue reading

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A Stretch of the Imagination

After working during 1970 with John Romeril and the actors at the APG to develop and stage Marvellous Melboure, Jack diverged and wrote the above monodrama about an outback philosopher, Monk O’Neill, who interlards his daily surviving chores with theatrical … Continue reading

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